What The Stars Say!
Actual Comments from the Stars!*
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"With several film credits to my name, I am most famous for my role in TV's "24". A gripping drama following Jack Bauer , A CTU agent who manages to go a whole day without visiting the lavatory." Kiefer Sutherland |
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"A prolific film actor, to date I have made over 78 movies! If you were to rent them on DVD and place them end to end you'd have 78 rented DVDs laid end to end". Gene Hackman |
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"My ex-husband Tom Cruise, so as to not unduly draw attention to his lack of height, always insists his partners wear flat soled shoes on public engagements. I'm 5 ' 10", so of course when we went out I had to stand in a two foot trench". Nicole Kidman |
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"I am quite a versatile actor. Not many people can play a Russian submarine Captain, A Chicago- Irish cop and King Arthur - all with a Scottish accent!" Sean Connery |
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"I formerly held the World Record for Most Weight Gained for a fight Movie, in gaining over 60 pounds for my role in Raging Bull (1980). A record broken only recently by Steven Segal in his last 5 movies." Robert De Niro |
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"Can I colour in the black and white ones? I've got crayons!" George Dubya |
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" My movie Scarface (1983) uses the"f" word 207 times! That's an average of 1.22 "f's" per minute!. This record remained until 2003 with the broadcast of MTV's documentary; ' An Osbourne Family Christmas'." Al Pacino |
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"I Married country singer
Kenny Chesney in the U.S. Virgin Islands in 2005. The wedding ceremony
lasted 15 minutes - about 10 minutes longer than the entire marriage"
Hampster cheeked |
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""I was the first actor in history to star in five consecutive films that grossed $100 million : A Few Good Men (1992), The Firm (1993), Interview with the Vampire: (1994), Mission: Impossible (1996) and Jerry Maguire (1996). - I was in Cocktail too (1988) so that's quite some achievement!" Tom Cruise |
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"If I really looked like this I wouldn't be able to stand up! - get it right Mr. Artist!"
Nasally endowed Dustin Hoffman |
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"When I'm not busy making multi-million dollar movies and winning Oscars- there's only one website I look at! Although it's not this one. George Clooney |
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"I have access to very powerful Lawyers so I am not quoted as saying anything the slightest bit derogatory" Michael Jackson
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" I am truly overjoyed to be depicted in this manner!"
Susan Sarandon |
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" The faster something moves relative to an observer, the greater it's apparent mass. At the time of his death, Marlon Brando was traveling at almost 27,000mph!" Albert Einstein |
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"It's all
?#*&@#!! All $#&**!! You M߈**%"?ѥR
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Quentin Tarrintino |
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"Did you
know that my Husband Michael and I share the same birthday? Although
of course, there's a 179 year difference."
Catherine Zeta Jones |
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"Although
now regarded as a beautiful actress -As a teenager I was very self conscious
of my 'duck -like' features. On seeing this, I'm surprised the
artist didn't put 'Quack Quack' coming out of my mouth"
Michelle Pfieffer |
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I've have
starred in many films, 'Cider House Rules", "Ride with the Devil", 'Seabiscuit',
"Spiderman's 1,2 and 3, "Pleasantville" and "The Wonderboys". Not bad
for a 12 year old."
Tobey Maguire |
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